Some of the stupid and sometimes bizarre spam text messages I’ve received in recent weeks.
Sorry – already made plans that do not include dumplings.
Weird – I don’t remember ordering a dress.
Nooo! You can not. o.o
I visited Tucson back in 1994. SO HOT.
Yes, yes I am. However, I am heavily disguised, so you might not recognize me.
I’ve never been called “King.” Could get used to it – King David, kinda catchy, right?
At least this one kinda sorta hit the mark, in that I do actually live in and own land in Montana.
